Designing the hexcrawl: Fukai, the cutoff test for the End Game

The following excerpt is from my unscripted ramblings in my discord, the Fistoverse. I highly recommend joining if you want high-quality rants like this consistently pumped directly into your brain 

Okay so here's what I'm thinking about the evil jungle section of the 'crawl

(Which, by the way, the term used to describe this thing in Nausicaa where I cribbed it from is pretty awesome: "腐海" or Fukai; "Rotten Sea")

(Yeesh, just thinking 'bout it gives me the willies)

Actually, I'm inspired by a bit of design from a youtube video I watched forever ago, let me dig it up:

Yeah here it is, back before Extra History sucked:

Vitriol Paradise is the Durlag's Tower of my hexmap, it's the endgame that's meant to cap off the 'crawl with a huge boom

Fukai is quite literally the border that separates it from the rest of the map, as you can see;

Yeah there we go

Vitriol Paradise is the orange bit in the bottom left, and Fukai is the green surrounding it

So I've got a few things I want Fukai to do, and the foremost is that it serves as an unavoidable test of "are you ready"

It's not like, impossible to sequence break here? Like you could conceivably get teleported directly past the jungle, or you could try to like fly over it with magic or a helicopter or something. But that just means you're the kind of player-power-over-avatar-strength player that can get past challenges at lower power levels, so that's still a qualifying test in my estimation

The rest of the hexmap is largely defined by its inhabitants; who you meet and what they're doing is the bulk of the content. Fukai doesn't have any inhabitants; nothing lives there but monsters

It's also vertical in two dimensions; the rest of the hexmap has two, the surface and the tunnels underneath, and the mountains have that plus altitude, but this one is the most permeable. Falling into the Labyrinth to escape is easier here, so easy that it often happens accidentally. And the vertical element of the super-tall spore-trees ensures that flying over doesn't really work (there are also plentiful flying monsters! See, I thought of that too)

The ease of access of the verticality both increases the "unavoidable" aspect (the tunnels here use Fukai enemies, unlike the standard variety) and allows for multiple paths to escape and turn back from enemies who turned out to be more dangerous than the players had expected

The big idea is this: if players go into the jungle, they will get into a fight

So the big thing is, since I want them to get into a fight, these bad guys have to be designed to test them

I'm actually working backward from the "boss thesis" IE "The boss is the final test of what the preceding gameplay taught you"

Naw son, these bosses are the entry-level test to make sure you're a Bad Enough Dude to survive in Vitriol Paradise

Well? Are you?!

What's a boss like this gonna test?

Obviously, your fists; so they've got to have big Ferocity to swallow those low-level scrub parties that swagger in here and need to get taught a lesson

But also, they've got to have the kind of mobility and/or scope that means running past them just means you die tired

They've got to be hard, so they can soak up those lucky alpha-strikes and coordinated booms and keep fighting. Ideally, I'll add some sort of "blooded" mechanic like in 4e so they go berserk if they're low on health

Finally, they need to test if you can deal with the passive deadliness of Vitriol Paradise, so they should work in tandem with the environment to increase the dangers to you. This is, strictly speaking, more Environment design than Enemy design, but one can design both to function as two parts of the same problem

Thankfully, I have the genius of Hayao freakin Miyazaki to help me here

To conclude: Fukai serves as the bouncer for the end stage of the hexcrawl. It does so by being present in the three vertical elevations and entire border of that area, by forcing you into a fight with incredibly powerful enemies who test your ability to survive in the final zone, and by allowing ample opportunity to run away if low-level players realize their mistake in the early game

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just gonna continue having this cake and eating it too

Urbancrawls in the Post apocalypse: Making Radical Ink

 We're doing URBANCRAWLS today

First, some recognition:

This blog post is founded on ideas that I encountered in three places:

The Alexandrian: Thinking About Urbancrawls 

Vornheim, the Complete City Kit

The Yellow City, from Yoon-Suin: The Purple Land  (Available for purchase here)(Also, there was a recent kickstarter)

My thinking is going to references these sources. I'll try to introduce and credit the ideas, but I'm imperfect and I'll likely screw that up. Also, you guys might like to check these out for yourself, they're all incredible.

Now, on to the show

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What I'm trying to do here is simple: I want to make the minimum amount of prep, that creates the biggest city in the minds and play-experience of the players. I want it to be explorable, destroyable, feel "real", and feel vast. I want it to be conquerable, and to be reactive like a real living place would be to player actions. It needs to have tactical considerations and its own character.

Simple, right?

Since I'm the one doing this, and since I'm big on getting as much out of my work on elfgames as possible, I'm going to work through the prepload for Radical Ink, a city in the post-apocalypse hexcrawl I'm writing for my Discord game.

So, what am I going to need out of Radical Ink for my game, keeping in my mind I've got to hit all those goals?

Well first, its best to start simply and enthusiastically: With a single good idea. I've often touted the idea that "Your prep extends as far as your good ideas", and I think that's a strong maxim for making the best possible content you can. 

However, there's another important maxim I want to cleave to as well: "You need silence between the notes"

What's that mean? It means that for every good idea that you turn into a room in a dungeon, you make an empty room right next to it. It means for every hex bursting with personality and radical stuff, you have one that's just grass and hills.

"But why the fuck would you do that, you charismatic sex-god?" I hear you ask. Well prepare your brain to receive my genius, mortal, because it's coming out like a fire hydrant. You do that because the process of play demands it. Those "empty" rooms and hexes are filled with something you didn't anticipate, but critically need: the room to play the fucking game. You make "empty" content for the same reason you avoid stuffing every square inch of a room with furniture: because you need room to live. In prep, you need room for your players to play.

The practical benefit of this for prep purposes is that it inflates our prep to about twice the size of our good ideas, which is just about how much prep we need to actually run a game. There's one more component that fuses two opposing but vital elements: the need to Be Lazy (for us prep-generators, nothing is more vital) and the need to Be Consistent (which is anathema to creative types).

This last step involves a random content generator that gives consistent setting-appropriate results. The method of using it requires more "empty" areas, or minimally filled ones, used in conjunction with these generators to create procedural content which is still consistent with our established setting. This is useful for allowing our content to grow as needed to both increase its scale in a real sense and to increase the psychological impression of enormity and continuity in the players.

Okay, with the preliminaries out of the way: Radical Ink

What do we need to bring this city to life and keep it alive in our campaign?

My suspicion is that we need to start with three things:

1. What this place does

2. What protects it

3. The consequences of those two things

We need the first to give our city a sense of identity. Since I'm basing this city off of Legend of the Wulin's Magnificent Ink, why not make it a place of art and leisure? Buildings utterly soaked in spray-paint graffiti, air filled with music, bohemian lifestyles, colorful theatre troupes, all that jazz? 

Filling point 1 gives me a core to work with and it tells me something about this place and its people: they make art, and they therefore must be able to make a living from their art. Their art is a commodity, and commodities imply the right to barter with them for your needs.

Shouldn't these people become very quickly enslaved; forced to perform for the delight of warlords? Their art stolen or destroyed? Well yes, logically; this is the post-apocalypse, being able to eat every day is a luxury few can afford. How can these people not only survive in these harsh conditions, but thrive enough to warrant an entire city?

Enter point 2; there's got to be something protecting these fragile artistic types, enforcing their property rights, and facilitating their ability to barter. They've got to have a warrior caste. Not only that but this caste must have a philosophy that requires them to be protectors and encourage this artistic flourishing, rather than rapacious barbarians who will just do what rampaging foreign warlords threaten to do here.

Point 3 is where things start to get tasty. We get to exercise our creative muscles and think about the necessities and consequences of how these artists and this warrior caste interact. This is the opportunity to inject some real personality into your prep, and this is necessary because you'll get tons of content from it, both specifically prepped content and the content generators. 

Is this a divergence from "minimum viable prep"? I don't suspect so: You CAN do this, and you SHOULD in your own prep. Any time you have a good idea (or the opportunity to generate one), you should use it, even if it's "more work"; it pays off so deeply that you'd be a fool to spare yourself the additional prep time to bring a great idea into your game.

Incidentally, I actually have a fucking radical idea where I base this warrior caste off of the Five Deadly Venoms, making five competing schools that all have a mercenary arrangement with the artists. 

God this movie rules

So we've got the heart of this content, what do we need next?

Let's steal. From the Best.

Yoon-Suin's Yellow City starts us off by giving us a beautifully written section of in-character prose describing the city and it's many interesting peculiarities. If I were going to write this as a book for broader use, I would certainly want to do this, but for our purposes we can eschew the prose and keep the essentials, a bulleted list of facts about the city:

• It is Yellow (due to quartz in the clay of the buildings)
• It is ruled by a brahman-caste of slug-men (magical hermaphrodites, I love them) who are the only ones who can own property
• They love tea, opium, and being smart
• Its stinky

It then proceeds to give us a very minimalist description of setting up a game in the city (something to the effect of "put down a few districts to start then add as needed", followed by pages upon pages of content-generating charts). 

Yoon-Suin does two incredibly smart things here. First, the charts are fucking brilliant "breeder"-style charts that both minimize your work as a chart-maker and maximize their utility while providing both content and setting consistency, but even smarter than that is the second thing it does. The second thing is that it tells you, explicitly, to leave yourself room through vaguery.

There's a tendency among us content-crafters to fill up every square with specificity. The earliest urbancrawls were this, dense and detail-rich maps stuffed to the point of unusability with content. Just look at this monstrosity:

I don't have time, in the heat of running a game, to parse what I need out of this. It demands that I know about it beforehand, memorize it, develop an intuition about it, and I just do not have time for that bullshit.

The license for vagueness gifted to us by the Yellow City allows us be the ones crafting this detail into a bigger, more immediately accessible description of a given part of the city. This means that we're developing that intuition and prioritizing the information in our entire game table's collective memories through the experience of play, rather than fruitlessly front-loading our brains with trivia that will in all likelihood never get used

Because we're not filling in this detail until we need it, we're getting the best of both worlds. All because we allowed ourselves the freedom to come to the table without either writing it down or memorizing it beforehand.

So we're taking three things from the Yellow City method of urbancrawls:

1. A list of facts (turn into prose to taste)

2. Breeder charts for content

3. A license to keep things nebulous until we need detail

Let's start stealing from the next genius:

I'm actually taking surprisingly little from The Alexandrian's urbancrawls. Primarily, this is because my goals differ from Justin's; I'm not really interested in running an open table like he does, so really brilliant stuff like the Conspyramid just don't have the same utility for me. 

But his thinking on Districts (does he call them that? Fuck it, its a good name) is of incredible value to me: it matches very well with my idea of Tracts. A city's terrain is mostly artificial, and designed purposefully to reinforce a type of activity. Tracts are geographic areas created by nature (mountain, forest, etc.) that have a contiguous environment. The Venn diagram between these two concepts is almost just a circle, so we can map Justin's ideas about Districts to our rules for Tracts.

Generally I map Tracts 1-for-1 to hexes on my own maps, but this allows us an alternative where we can squeeze a bunch of Tracts into a single hex by making our own little district map.

Also, these are easy to find online

So we steal Districts and map them to Tracts, allowing us to fill them with landmarks that can serve as Fields (which you'll recall are "cool places to fight"). We'll use more breeder charts here so that we can procedurally generate these places as the game demands. Wonderfully, this maps to our intuition for what a Field in a city should be; they should be like stages from a fighting game.

Districts do something else that is very important for us: they let us "chunk" the city into bits that can be controlled, conquered, and otherwise played on a macro-scale. You can use the Districts as Nodes, leveraging them for Domain Play. You can police them with Forces, which has hooks leading into investigative playstyles as well as urban war scenarios.

This allows us to think of Districts, which are very large-scale, similarly to how we think about rooms in a dungeon. We can run them at this scale using our License for Vaguery; we can describe and generate any number of places within a given District to make it infinitely explorable.

Districts additionally create an ecosystem out of the city as a whole if we define their relationships to one another. X district produces food, sending it to Y district where most of the populace works in a bullet factory. Z district has a criminal empire that supplies vice to them both. And so on.

So what are we taking from The Alexandrian's Urbancrawls?

4. Chunk our content into Tract-sized Districts

5. Use of Terrain Breeder charts to generate details as needed

6. Use Districts like Rooms in a dungeon

7. District relationships

Our last point of theft is going to be from good ol' Vornheim. 

Vornheim has a good habit of populating its city with memorable power-players that may take an interest in you (or that you may want to fuck with). They live in interesting places for an adventure. Most importantly, they have stuff going on that you will likely get caught up in.

This works gangbusters for our purposes, because that is precisely how wuxia characters work.

A New Challenger Enters the Ring

Oh, what's this? A link to Sons of Lady 87, the premier wuxia urbancrawl supplement, available right now from Studio 2 Publishing in PDF and Print? What are YOU doing here!? Get out of here, you masterpiece of game design by Enny-award winning designer Brendan Davis! Shoo!

Sheesh, sorry about that completely unrelated interruption folks! (Steal the Grudge Charts from this game)

We can take this design ethos and make some Important NPCs (which is to say, some bosses for our players to fight) and give them some Places that they're generally hanging out (Strongholds or HQs or Dojos or Brothels That Are Actually Training Grounds For Assassins or whathaveyou) and some Plots that they're hatching. This can double as our "Conspyramid/Urbancrawl Layers" so that players have some meatier content to hook into when they come to our city.

This means we'll have some:

8. Major NPCs

9. Places they're generally found (Lairs, if you like)

10. Plots which represent the stuff they're doing

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Putting it all together, we get the following template for our Urbancrawl:

Of course, you might want more of something, like maybe you've got a bunch of populations you want to write in, but that's a matter of tweaking this more general template rather than reinventing it

I decided to leave in a big pile of places in the master list if you wanted to stuff it with a bunch of unique NPCs, but you can also take up ranges if you want to do it demographically.

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So, let's fill this in with Radical Ink

Name is an obvious one

Facts are gonna be:

• City of artists
• Graffiti everywhere
• Ruled by five clans of warrior/mercenaries who know five different kinds of kung-fu
• Consume Rice, Opium and Games
• Leaders wear masks and are anonymized

That should give us some memorable aspects of the city for players.

Now I only have two types of populace here, Artists and Warrior, but you could actually have as many as you like. Here, you can even use this sheet if you like:

I threw some more templates for NPCs and plots in there too

ANYWAY, we need to fill out ours. I'm loosely basing this on the way that Yoon-Suin does social groups, which is to say that what we should result in here is:

• Petty groups of people
• Who have a few standout points of contact for the players
• Are memorable "guys who do/are X"
• And they have a job for you to do

This is easy, as we can steal from our favorite media, file the serial numbers off, and wind up with some actionable content. For example, see if you recognize THIS award-winning modern classic:

NPC1: A well-established but talentless musician

NPC2: A young, brilliant but unstable musical genius/upstart

FLAVOR: Musicians supported by local hyper-wealthy fops

TASK: Poisoning a rival

Or what about this timeless tale:

NPC1: An untested but incredible new talent

NPC2: A reclusive and antisocial master of the craft

FLAVOR: Local theatre troupe who produce enormously popular new plays

TASK: Kidnap a new paramour for the leader

Yadda yadda, you get the idea. We do this for both of our groups and it allows us to mix-and-match between the results because these are breeder charts. So you might get:

NPC1: A well-established but talentless musician

NPC2: A reclusive and antisocial master of the craft

FLAVOR: Musicians supported by local hyper-wealthy fops

TASK: Kidnap a new paramour for the leader

And suddenly you have a unique result, a different group with a slightly different mix of personality, talent and drama. The more entries on your breeder chart, the more varied the results.

The five slots I've got here should map nicely to a d5, and they should be sufficient to give us lots of variance for procedurally-generated content.

The District Map I've provided here has an underlay of hexes if you just want to fill in their general spatial relationship or keep in the traditional mapping, but feel free to doodle in whatever shapes you like if you want a more map-y definition of the Tracts. I'm sticking with hexes here, since I already have a space carved out for them on my hexmap.

This space right here

The districts Only need enough to give you that entitlement to vaguery; they're describing the outside edge of a very big box, which you will fill during play as the need arises. That's a weird idea to wrap your head around, so here's a few examples:

DISTRICT: Resplendent Prism

OUTLINE: Bazar of the Bizarre

FUNCTION: Market III, a place to buy, sell and trade

POPULATION: Colorful merchants hawking their wares

There, we can make this Hex/District 8107 up there and now I've got a nice fat hex to play in. What I describe there is going to be loosely bounded by the elements in the District entry in that 

• NPCs will be either those merchants or some incidental thing related to them, like bodyguards or buyers
• Places will be things like market stalls, shops, or something related to those things, like alleys leading to illicit goods marketplaces
• The rules-function of what players can do is here defined: it's a Rating 3 Market, which is defined concretely in the core book (go buy it you cretins!)

When you need a Field on the fly, or really any time you need to make a Place in any amount of detail, you use the Field Generator. This is also made in the Yoon-Suin mold, giving you

• A Place
• That is in a State
• And has something memorable about it

Another example is called for here, so let's keep adding depth to our new District

STATE: Surrounded by clouds of opium smoke and incense

FEATURE: A free-standing tent overflowing with strange goods

SPECIAL: A rival merchant's agent is here, trying to spread rumors about the low quality of the merchandise for sale

Or maybe

STATE: Covered in brilliant graffiti-art

FEATURE: A hidden shop peddling illicit goods

SPECIAL: Bouncer at the entrance that only lets in select clientele

Since you're putting these on a breeder chart, you can mix-and-match for fresh results

STATE: Surrounded by clouds of opium smoke and incense

FEATURE: A hidden shop peddling illicit goods

SPECIAL: A rival merchant's agent is here, trying to spread rumors about the low quality of the merchandise for sale

See? There are five slots here so that we can make three categories map to a d5

Next up, the Plot Trackers

These bad boys are meant to reference the actual, written-elsewhere stats of our major NPCs, so we can have like "Poisonous Toad/(p.XX of my prep)"

Their real use is tracking what Poisonous Toad is doing, and clearly its something illicit.

PLOT: Sell them drugs, G

GOAL: To peddle his opium and make bank

METHOD: His dealers worm their way into more legitimate markets and hand out free samples, getting the clientelle addicted so he can squeeze them
PLACE: Resplendent Prism

NPCs: Low-ranking pushers (Mortal stats), potential martial-arts student muscle (Degree 1 Mortal Heroes)

RESOURCES: A small army of 40 dealers protected by 4 of his potential students to serve as muscle. Extract 5 Wealth per dealer who sells his entire supply per Arc

Now, when the players go scratching below the surface of  Resplendent Prism and uncover the drug ring, they encounter these guys and reveal Poisonous Toad's operation. They can screw with it to taste, and we can update this entry as necessary to reflect their meddling (or Toad's response to it!)

I feel like this one is self-explanatory. You just describe what a given person/place/thing does to benefit/influence/fuck with another whatever. I recommend only putting in what you KNOW when you start, because although I'm sure that like, 

THING1: The Warrior Caste

DTF: Offers protection for money to

THING 2: The Artist Caste

I maybe haven't yet decided/realized that

THING1: Poisonous Toad

DTF: Supplies opium to fuel the crippling addictions of

THING 2: The entire Centipede Clan

But that might be a fun thing to write down if it occurs to me in play

Finally, the Master Encounter List mixes all of the previous people and events in a big blender so that each visit to the city churns up something new. It's powerfully inspired by Zak's incredible encounter lists, of which I reproduce my very favorite below (with on permissions whatsoever):

I like this one because it serves to mix the disparate elements of the megadungeon he's crafted in Maze together, so the plot hooks come and find your lollygagging asses.

I also made mine a d100 chart, so you can populate it with a lot of results, or you can do it demographically (so like, if 60% of the populace are Artists, then you can just make results 1-60 an encounter with some kind of artists to represent that). I recommend filling this in with pencil, so you can amend it as good ideas pop into your head (keeping with our design philosophy of "specific ideas are better than general ones" and "don't design it until you need it" and ALSO "the city is living and changes over time") 

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Okay I'm tired, but you get the idea. You fill out this Urbancrawl sheet with your city's stuff and during play, when players go somewhere that you haven't yet detailed, you pull from the appropriate bits and make a place for them to go. When they make trouble something from the master encounter chart shows up and acts as a doorway to get more involved in the city's stuff. When you need some NPCs, you generate them and they act as another doorway into the city's stuff. 

When they re-visit places they've already been, you just reference your notes just like other prep. Finally, you update notes and the charts as the city changes due to the passage of time and character actions.

Now, I didn't put in a floorplan generator for buildings because the perfect one of those already exists in Vornheim and it doesn't really need to. Most of the details inside buildings are pretty obvious and my game uses theatre of the mind, so its not really necessary to map each chair in an office building to run it. Also, really good and unique places should be mapped in detail beforehand, but you already know how to do that so I won't bore you by reproducing that information here.

 

The Villain is You, GM

Lone Wolf Fists doesn't do something that Exalted does well: I argue, however, that Exalted (and indeed, no game) should ever do this well. 

Despite the "ten minutes to midnight" energy of the many apocalyptic metaplots, Exalted has the feeling of an established, stable setting, with a well defined status quo. Probably because of the volumes of dull, uninteresting text dedicated to writing about it

Oh how did an image of this book get here

This gives players the experience of being bulls in the China shop of the world. They're not just breaking things, they're breaking old, valuable things

I think it contributes to the player-versus-gm energy of the entire enterprise

If you're the kind of person who both deigns to run Exalted AND wants to keep their setting books as reference material, you're incentivized to sabotage the player's attempts to change established setting

Meanwhile, in what I can only describe as anticipatory design, the powers that players get explicitly outline ways in which the GM cannot fuck with them

Players have (and motherfucker, you better believe *I have*) pointed to the rules when the GM says some version of "no" to one of their hair-brained schemes and stated "that is exactly how this rule works, fuck you”

Nice try bitch, I'm a Solar

For example, good ol' husband-seducing demon dance

"I make a speech and get this whole village, who hate us, to march on that dragon blood blood camp". GM either sets the difficulty, or, more reasonable, scoffs at the notion and says "you can't do that".

You point to the charm:

Some relevant aspects: Characters with Mental DV less than the Solar’s successes must spend two Willpower or fall instantly in love either with the Solar or something the Solar represents.

(For scale, most mental DVs are between 2-3. A Solar's successes from a typical Performance roll number around Five)

This love is a form of commitment (see p. 201). Targets can break the commitment naturally but they must spend one Willpower in each scene where they deliberately attempt to shake it off."

Again, to give you an idea, most mortals have around four Willpower max. And spending a Willpower to resist mental influence is described in the text as extremely unlikely and rare.

"Motherfucker, how many willpower these shit farmers got? Because they're about to be in love with the idea”

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Now, obviously, I didn't want to foster those kind of crossed-incentives. I wanted an attitude of collaboration and mutual respect between players and GM.

BUT those decisions mean that the extremely fun, punk energy that Exalted can generate is sacrificed. How can you buck an authority enforcing boring bullshit, when the authority is on your side and everything is explosively cool?

Pictured: the typical LWF GM (chad)

I feel like my path forward here is to advise GMs to make their bad guys absolute dickweeds

"I use Jagi-summoning Technique!"

We need to transfer that punk energy where it always should have been: within the framework of the game itself

"In Lone Wolf Fists, the evil NPC is your enemy

In Exalted, the evil NPC is sympathetic and secretly right, so the GM is your enemy"

GNS is communist gobbledygook

Well, I tried really hard to read GNS theory and my impression is that it is pure gibberish. It can’t even describe the bedrock TTRPG experience as anything but “ …(A) halting and incoherent mix of Gamism and Simulationism”. I actually didn’t set out to condemn it, but I sincerely cannot think of a more damning condemnation of a ttrpg theory than that.

Let me illustrate just how wrongheaded the theory is;

Imagine that you’d never heard of roleplaying games and had no concept of even playing them like games at all. You come up with an idea for an activity, let’s call it “labyrinth explorer”, where you design a huge, elaborate labyrinthine world and its denizens, and your friends all take on the role of explorers creeping through it.

There aren’t any rules to speak of when you start; just a very fundamental “call and response” style play, where:

1. You describe the surroundings to the players (based on your map and notes of the area)

2. They each tell you what activity they’d like to engage in, and for how long

3. You describe the outcomes of their activities

So you have this diceless, mechanicless experience with only a few concrete boundaries:

1. The labyrinth and everything in it is “real”; you, as the narrator, deny yourself the capacity to edit anything you’ve written down during the game. You can edit things prior to play if they haven’t been encountered, but after they’re a part of play, they’re “concrete”

2. The world of the labyrinth operates on generally the same physical and psychological principles as our own; you, as the narrator, and to a lesser extent your players, are all committed to upholding this integrity so that the world can be “explored” as genuinely as possible

As you continue to run sessions of labyrinth explorer for your friends, you find the desire for the unexpected creeping in. It feels somewhat arbitrary to say one explorer can succeed at a task while another fails, and there’s no real tension to a violent encounter, since you’re certain of its outcome unless the explorer’s tactics really surprise you.

So, you introduce a few simple randomizers. Roll a die and get over a target number sort of things, rock simple but satisfying because:

1. They take the outcome of reasonably uncertain but possible actions out of your control, allowing the world to surprise both you and the explorers

2. They create true tension and stakes, despite their simple framework

A simple extension of these principles leads you to devise what we would call “wandering monster charts” based on the untrackably complex movements of the denizens of the labyrinth. Now, the time spent performing tasks risks encounters with the roving inhabitants of the labyrinth, adding another exciting and tense element to exploration.

And so it goes, I’m certain you all see where I’m heading with this. You eventually evolve something very similar to our collectively well-known alliterative hobby, keeping the principles I outlined above intact.

This is, essentially, the most intuitive and reasonable way to develop a TTRPG, but I’m eyeballing the “simulationist” description on the current GNS page and, well…

“Controversy: is that third box really there?

It has rightly been asked whether Simulationism really exists, given that it consists mainly of Exploration. I suggest that Simulationism exists insofar as the effort and attention to Exploration may over-ride either Gamist or Narrativist priorities.”

“Does D&D exist?!” Apparently, that’s a sincere question that was asked by the author of this theory. He was proud enough about this to write it down and make it widely publicly available.

Conclusion: I’m not going to waste any further neurons on GNS theory and I suggest you don’t either. You can read it, in its entirety, at this link if you really want to swallow an ocean of brain poison, but I advise you to spend your time productively instead. The author’s skill at fundamental elements of argument, like definition, is so exasperatingly poor that I can’t even properly describe it. Just, I mean look at this passage, where he flails at, and ultimately totally fails to, define his own re-definiton of “Exploration”:

“Exploration and its child, Premise

The best term for the imagination in action, or perhaps for the attention given the imagined elements, is Exploration. Initially, it is an individual concern, although it will move into the social, communicative realm, and the commitment to imagine the listed elements becomes an issue of its own.

When a person perceives the listed elements together and considers Exploring them, he or she usually has a basic reaction of interest or disinterest, approval or disapproval, or desire to play or lack of such a desire. Let's assume a positive reaction; when it occurs, whatever prompted it is Premise, in its most basic form. To re-state, Premise is whatever a participant finds among the elements to sustain a continued interest in what might happen in a role-playing session. Premise, once established, instils the desire to keep that imaginative commitment going.”

Notice how, twice, he derails his explanation of exploration into the assumed, imagined psychology of the people involved? I underlined those, if you missed them. Absent from this definition?  A FUCKING DEFINITION

How someone could see something that fails this spectacularly and grant it even the most merciful of credence totally perplexes me. This fails basic reading comprehension rules, people, it isn’t written by a genius but an idiot who desperately wants to be perceived as smart.

Whatever telephone game passed for knowledge transmission in the early aughties internet has obfuscated the reality of this drivel to the point where EVERYONE and their mothers refers back to it. People: I take back what I said earlier. I urge you to read this, in its entirety, and earnestly compare it to your actual experience playing TTRPGs. It will reveal itself as nonsensical ramblings within minutes.

My fundamental point: this is so catastrophically incorrect that even taking it seriously enough to correct it is a fundamental error. This is, plainly put, utter nonsense

Lone Wolf Fists: In HARDBACK POD

 Get stoked folks, our hardback print on demand is unleashed, on Drivethrurpg!

Enjoy some glory shots:

Yeah that's Markiplier in the background

THICC

I had to see how the train suplex worked out. God, it's glorious in print

What's on the horizon? New, updated Blood from God's Eye intro adventure, updated character sheets (editable if I can figure it out!), GM screen (maybe?!) and then...?

I guess you'll have to stay tuned to find out!

Talking about Games Winning Technique: Prana Pathway Inflammation

Had ourselves a little contest recently in a cropssover with the Talking About Games channel. He does good stuff, by the way; certainly including his stellar review of Lone Wolf Fists, but he talks about a lot of fine games and gaming philosophy.

Honestly thought he reviewed in the nude

THE CONTEST:

In words: "CONTEST! Write your unique, over the top, super-powered martial arts move in the comments section, with its proper, amazing name! Be creative, it could be anything, from kicks, to punching to grappling, etc., with extreme effects that you would normally only see in anime and manga. Remember that in this TTRPG, you are able to become a God, so there is almost no limit as to what you can do. 

The martial arts move that I like the most, is going to win a Tian Shang Lone Wolf Fists core rulebook in PDF format. The contest ends this Friday the 5th, at 6:00PM CST, and within two or three days, I will announce the winner. If the winner never reclaimes the prize within three days of announcing the winner, another winner will be selected. Good luck!"

Our winning entry was submitted by our true-blue Ronwise Gamgee!  And the text he submitted was as follows:

"The Prana Pathway Inflammation Technique.  With this precise pressure-point strike, you can inflame the pathways of your opponent's open chakras, causing them to constrict and cause a great deal of pain commensurate to the amount of prana the opponent has gathered (kind of like clogging up an artery that is jam-packed with blood cells).  This strike deals an additional amount of damage equal to the prana that the opponent has gathered, all while wracking them in terrible pain (similar to that shocking sensation you get when you hold in a sneeze, put persistent).  Should the subject willingly disperse their prana, they will alleviate the condition.  If the condition is roleplayed, the character suffers intermittent, momentary paralysis every couple of seconds or so.  If enacted mechanically, the target temporarily loses access to one focus slot and suffers a 1-die reduction to their Effort pool."

This is a nifty idea for a Technique; it does lots of stuff! I like the "deals more damage if you have more Prana" thing, especially; there's a neat contradiction there, because the guy you'd like to use it against (the guy with a ton of Prana) is best-equipped to prevent it.

It's also incredibly Fist of the North Star, which I mean come on. That's the whole reason I made this game.

After mulling it over, I came to the following:

1. This Technique rests very comfortably at the Expert level. It's flashy and direct, and it works best when its accessible. The lower Kharma and Prana costs put it within range of most characters.
2. Its too similar to Five Gateways not to be some kind of derivation. So this is a Technique that escaped the grip of the Five Stars and made its way out into the wider Jianghu.
3. This is actually a Technique AND a special Imbalance.

So that lead me to the following design. Enjoy your Technique Ron!

Prana Pathway Inflammation

Expert-Level Technique

A variant of several Five Gateway Techniques, this infamous move somehow escaped the scrutiny of the Five Stars and traveled far beyond their borders. Many upstarts and false claimants to their legacy have trumpeted its mastery, although the true Five Stars would have known its disputed lineage. They would have been impressed, though.

Attack

Requires: (Arm, Awakened Chakra)

Cost: 12

Rank: 3

Facing: 6-9

Effect: You strike several key pressure points in a blur of rapid fist movements, unleashing a cascade of Pranic malfunction within the enemy's Prana Meridians. filling the

Prana meridians with destructive vibrations. Rather than damage, this strike creates Aggravation towards a Prana Inflammation Imbalance. If it deals Aggravation to a foe,

increase the amount by the amount of Prana currently held in the targets Prana Pool.

Skill: Agility

Prana Inflammation: Physical Imbalance

Dramatic: Your body seizes and contorts at the worst possible moments in a series of "Prana Hiccups"

The originator of this Imbalance chooses when you're paralyzed or otherwise lose muscular control from these convulsions, which allows them to amend any of your proposed actions ending in clumsy failure once per turn per Rank of the Imbalance.

Such descriptions can include attacks hitting nearby targets instead of their intended victim, dropping weapons or other held items, falling down in an uncoordinated mess, and other potentially catastrophic blunders.

This Imbalance poisons the well of your Prana; if your Prana Pool is ever reduced to 0, it is immediately cured, no matter its current Rank. This Imbalance can never cause you to die (but it can certainly make your wish you were dead; hiccups of the soul are exponentially more horrible than their mortal equivalent!). For the purposes of reducing your Prana Pool to 0, you may spend Prana for no game-effect (it cascades out of you in a display of pyrotechnics, but otherwise has no effect)